What is Access To The Monster?


1.

To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.

Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.

See masturbation, jerk off, jack off, public, cock


11

Random Words:

1. When you have a buddy pull an unsuspecting victim's pants down, and then you run up to them, full speed, and slam them in the assho..
1. to walk like a sasquatch in a hulking fashion with an iPod listening to Christian rock The brother of a general harpist quaals. See sa..
1. (verb) -- To quietly laugh out loud. It is most often used in places where one would need to be quiet or discreet about using online cha..