What is Accident?
1.
Something that happens with out intent.
Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.
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2.
An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.
Typically, having
Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that
sumbitch !"
3.
Fiction. A word mis-used to describe negligence, usually by the person at fault.
I didn't mean to blow up the world. It was an accident. What does that other button do?
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4.
An unintended mistake of some kind.
(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.
At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.
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5.
something that can happen after
My kid is an accident.
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