Accident Edit Meaning

1.

Something that happens with out intent.

Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.

See Chuffy

2.

An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shatoneself.

Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"

Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."

Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"

3.

Fiction. A word mis-used to describe negligence, usually by the person at fault.

I didn't mean to blow up the world. It was an accident. What does that other button do?

See negligent, mishap, boner, bullshit

4.

An unintended mistake of some kind.

(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shartfor examples).

(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.

At the urinalysis drug testing facility:

Nurse: Did we have a little accident?

Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*

Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.

See drug test, ua, oops

5.

something that can happen after sex. Usally happens when the condom rips.

My kid is an accident.

See broken condom, hell