Accidental Boner

What is Accidental Boner?

Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.

Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.

Girl - I know right????

See boner, stiffy, wood, hard on, erection

The Clemens

1. Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack. Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger..

De-threading

1. de-threading v. Extracting your thong underwear out of your crack. Did you see that girl de-treading, right there in the elevator? Man ..

Shooot Beach

1. shoot bitch (in negro) Imma kik yo ass....shooot beach! See Kelly..

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