Accidental Boner

What is Accidental Boner?

Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.

Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.

Girl - I know right????

See boner, stiffy, wood, hard on, erection

Ninja Penis

1. A penis, made by a ninja it is normally a super long rod that you can hit your mates with. You can also stick it up peoples vagina holes..

Inverted Taco

1. A girls vagina, somewhat beefy looking, potentially very stanky, very long torn up labia. I don't know about your inverted taco to..

Tugging The Timber

1. The act of masterbation. I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up. See jerking off..

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