Accidental Boner

What is Accidental Boner?

Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.

Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.

Girl - I know right????

See boner, stiffy, wood, hard on, erection

Ushtuk

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Pick Up Your Face

1. The act of getting yourself back together after being put down in a harsh way. "Man, you better pick up your face after that one!&..

Zapatos

1. Zapatos is another word for shoes. Ahhhh I got shit on my zapatos. 2. Spanish word for "shoes" If you grew up with holes i..

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