Accidental Tourist

What is Accidental Tourist?

When wiping your ass and a finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper.

What seemed to be an easy clean-up job was anything but, when I had an accidental tourist take a peek into the dmz.

When a man and a women are in doggie style position, and the man attempts to penetrate rectally.

I loved him until he pulled the accidental tourist on me.

Zepher

1. sexy bitch I wanna fuck the tits off that Zepher! See tits, ass, sexy bitch 2. A 1970's term for air escaping a vagina, soundin..

Nudez Or It Didn't Happen.

1. When someone doesn't believe that you "got some" they say this phrase. Meaning, if there are no nudy shots, nothing happe..

Kumpf

1. When a man is entering a woman through the rectum and he ejaculates into her rear, and she later expels the liquid with gas propulsion. ..

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