Accidental Tourist

What is Accidental Tourist?

When wiping your ass and a finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper.

What seemed to be an easy clean-up job was anything but, when I had an accidental tourist take a peek into the dmz.

When a man and a women are in doggie style position, and the man attempts to penetrate rectally.

I loved him until he pulled the accidental tourist on me.

Flirtard

1. A person who cannot flirt, with positive outcomes. He's such a fucking flirtard. See flirting, retarded, stupid, laugh, rejection..

Zoerdo

1. combining the words Zoe + Weirdo. Usually a girl called zoe who is very weird and also very horny. "Hey who's that horny girl..

Dtml

1. Test messaging abbreviation for "Drunk Text Me Later". User knows she will be somewhere boring later so smartly sets up in ad..

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