What is Accidental Tourist?
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When wiping your ass and a finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper.
What seemed to be an easy clean-up job was anything but, when I had an accidental tourist take a peek into the dmz.
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When a man and a women are in doggie style position, and the man attempts to penetrate rectally.
I loved him until he pulled the accidental tourist on me.
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A great book much different and more complex from that hack job movie.
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The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.
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