Accidental Tourist

What is Accidental Tourist?


1.

When wiping your ass and a finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper.

What seemed to be an easy clean-up job was anything but, when I had an accidental tourist take a peek into the dmz.

2.

When a man and a women are in doggie style position, and the man attempts to penetrate rectally.

I loved him until he pulled the accidental tourist on me.


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