What is Accidental Tourist?
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When wiping your ass and a finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper.
What seemed to be an easy clean-up job was anything but, when I had an accidental tourist take a peek into the dmz.
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When a man and a women are in doggie style position, and the man attempts to penetrate rectally.
I loved him until he pulled the accidental tourist on me.
Random Words:
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Rich middle-aged women with no jobs or other meaningful way to occupy their time, who descend on upscale cafes around lunchtime to hang ..
