Accordian

What is Accordian?


1.

what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle

2.

When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.

Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"

Dude #2: "What happened?"

Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."

See dick, cock, crinkle, wrinkle, sex, fuck, broken, hurt

3.

Trying to fuck with a limp dick.

When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian

See whiskey dick, limpy, wet noodle, garden hose, softy, Chilly Palmer

4.

The greatest Dutch music ever played.

See Weird Al

5.

A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.

Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.

6.

attributable to

accordian to Beverley, Jef is mad.

7.

An instrument of torture. Often, masochistic humans will listen to one to atone for their sins of late.

The accordian was played for five hours to the man who had committed murder. Afterwards, he committed another thing.

Suicide.


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