What is Accordion Dick?
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When a dude tries to penetrate and girls cunt with his dick and it folds up like an accordion.
Most likely the guy is drunk or really high before the phenomenon. After you accordion dick a girl, the guy has to yell, "You've been accordion dicked, bitch!" Then the sweet-ass-dude has to bellow like an accordion, "Whoooom!"
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In reference to someone so old that they are in severe need of a coffin.
Duane, Did you just see that old man run the stop sign?
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