What is Accounts Monkey?
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Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.
(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"
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A goal or journey undertaken where one endeavors to piss on all 50 of the United States.
Guy 1: The wolf just pissed on your shoe, that..
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One who hits the snooze button a hundred times before waking up.
Roomate: Why are you still asleep dude I heard you alarm go off like 2..
