What is Accounts Monkey?
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Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.
(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"
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When something is so good, it doesn't just TAKE the cake, it owns it.
Unlike Emily, Andrea does not own the cake.
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To shift blame while apologizing for someone else’s mistakes.
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