Accoutre-merde

What is Accoutre-merde?

Get your shit together - en francais

Dad: Honey, assemble your belongings, we need to leave.

Daughter: What?

Dad: S'il vous plais, accoutre-merde! Tout suit, mon petite dejuener!

Daughter: Oh, ok, I'll get ready to leave right now...

See assemble, gather, crap, stuff, shit

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