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1. The act of accidentally shooting a load in your own eye. Dude, I tried to blow into a shirt, but it pulled a magic bullet and I got a P..

1. A girl with a dream of being a Lawyer/Philosopher..With an ex that reminds her everyday that she`s too stupid to do it...but inside she ..

1. the best item for personal securuity ever invented the girl has a blankie :D See -_- 2. Reformed way of saying Blanket. see also: Pi..