What is Achievement Pants?
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when an old man hikes his pants up to his wrinkly man boobs, grabs hold of the waistband and moves it back and forth..(after telling some great achievement story that makes him proud)
Every time Grandpa tells another WWII story, he stands up and does the ole Achievement Pants move
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A pair of imaginary pants used as a symbol to award someone when they've done something good, but hardly worth noting. Same as in giving someone a "cookie."
"Oh, you took out the trash? I'll go get the achievement pants for you to wear."
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when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and she poops diarrhea while his cock was still in her, the poop shoots out the sides really fas..
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Another Saturday morning condition similar to pisshead's pocketin which one's mouth still reeks of left over kebab from the (F..
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An overused diagnostic test from the show "House" used similar to the meme barrel roll.
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMB..
