What is Achievement Pants?
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when an old man hikes his pants up to his wrinkly man boobs, grabs hold of the waistband and moves it back and forth..(after telling some great achievement story that makes him proud)
Every time Grandpa tells another WWII story, he stands up and does the ole Achievement Pants move
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A pair of imaginary pants used as a symbol to award someone when they've done something good, but hardly worth noting. Same as in giving someone a "cookie."
"Oh, you took out the trash? I'll go get the achievement pants for you to wear."
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it is the day between wednesday and thursday ... this is sex day! ... this is the best day of the week ... all you do is lie around and ..
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A gimp burger is a person with sexual difficulties, and smells similar to french cheese.
"hey pube face, yer a gimp burger!"
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