Achocalypse

What is Achocalypse?


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And yea, I saw descend from Heaven a greatbrownhorse; and the brown horse came down to earth with a crispcloppingbumpymotion and burst openin a showerof delicious brown squares; and all the peoplegathered around were crying hallelujah with chocolate smeared on their faces until the very cracks of doom.

The above was from the Achocalypse of Saint John the Chocoholic.

See chocolate, chocoholic, horse, doom, end, bliss, beans, death by chocolate


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