And yea, I saw descend from Heaven a greatbrownhorse; and the brown horse came down to earth with a crispcloppingbumpymotion and burstopenin a showerof delicious brown squares; and all the peoplegathered around were crying hallelujah with chocolatesmeared on their faces until the very cracks of doom.
The above was from the Achocalypse of Saint John the Chocoholic.
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