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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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To ejaculate a monstrous load onto a person's torso, giving them a coating of semen that resembles a sweater made out of gelatin
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Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..