What is Acid Rape?
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Acid Rape is a new genre of music which is more hardcore than any other genre. It has been compared by critics to Chewbacca raping a six year-old. Example bands of this are:
-Liquid Deathsex
-Gripping Power Shite
-Anti-Semitic Rock
-The Devils Cum
-Volcanic Jizz Tornado
-Fascist Killdeath Post-Apocalyptic Metal Squadron
-Raging Anal Thunder.
The inventors claim that "you aren't acid rape" unless you comply by these regulations:
-your band must be on fire for the duration of the performance
-the only vocals can be the noise produced when pouring concentrated nitric acid on the tonsils of orphaned nuns while they are asleep
-no clothes are allowed at the gig
-at least seven people have to die per song.
The inventor goes by the pseudonym of "Ringsting McDrilldo" which he claims was given to him while he was burning a catholic orphanage in Lithuania
"dude, liquid deathsex are the best acid rape band ever!"
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