What is Ackers?
1.
Ackers came from the famous incestuous event in Austria, many years ago. His father/uncle/brother thought he had "died", and said to have burned the body. However, what happened was he was dumped in a river, and using his webbed freakish feet, waded and swam to England. Fishermen caught him, and attempted to sell him, thinking he was a rare and new type of fish. Then they found out he was just retarded, and stuck him in a bun and tried feeding him to a fat woman, who shit him out 3 weeks later.
"Have you seen the new retarded kid in school?"
"Yeah, he looks like Ackers."
"lol."
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2.
Money. From the Egyptian akka.
I got some ackers!
3.
1: An absolutely immeasurable amount.
2: Far too much to comprehend.
3: Bordering upon an infinte quantity.
Andy: Jeez.. How bleedin' hard did you hit that??
Simon: Ackers.
Andy: ohh.. Right.
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