Ackers

What is Ackers?


1.

Ackers came from the famous incestuous event in Austria, many years ago. His father/uncle/brother thought he had "died", and said to have burned the body. However, what happened was he was dumped in a river, and using his webbed freakish feet, waded and swam to England. Fishermen caught him, and attempted to sell him, thinking he was a rare and new type of fish. Then they found out he was just retarded, and stuck him in a bun and tried feeding him to a fat woman, who shit him out 3 weeks later.

"Have you seen the new retarded kid in school?"

"Yeah, he looks like Ackers."

"lol."

See ackers, cunt, noob, retard, titstain

2.

Money. From the Egyptian akka.

I got some ackers!

3.

1: An absolutely immeasurable amount.

2: Far too much to comprehend.

3: Bordering upon an infinte quantity.

Andy: Jeez.. How bleedin' hard did you hit that??

Simon: Ackers.

Andy: ohh.. Right.

See ackers, lots, plenty, infinite, tons


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