Acorn Penis

What is Acorn Penis?

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.

I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.

I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

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Jr.

1. a person who often tries to steal from fat white people. Often a person of dark complexion. Segal! Got any funds? Send me some funds. S..

One In The Pink And One In The Stink

1. porkin' a chick in her poontang and in her brown eye. "bro, why are you gay, you should just get a chick like mine who'l..

Quintillion

1. A number, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 or 10^18. There are a quintillion drops of water in the lake. 1. A number, 1,000,000,000,000,000,..

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