Acorn Penis

What is Acorn Penis?

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.

I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.

I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

See acorn, genitals, dong, small

Yamoah

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Awesomonious

1. In the continiuous state of AWESOME! When I trust the flow of the universe I naturally feel AWESOMONIOUS. See awesome, fabulous, ecsta..

Quag-gasm

1. When the male is just about to ejaculate, he shouts out the word "giggaty!" Bryan plugged in to Sophia... 2 minutes later he ..

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