Acorn-dick

What is Acorn-dick?


1.

A term referring to the tiny size of a man's penis. The penis must be circumstised and small (1inch long unerect) in order to resemble that of an acorn.

Barry: So, did you get laid last night?

Larry: Hell yeh, but the guy tried to fuck me up the arse with his acorn dick so I slapped him down and told him to bend over for my big sclong


1

Random Words:

1. Here's a nice one......... Yo mama so stupid that she held a bonfire at a shell gas station. I personally think that's prett..
1. not darling. not precious. You couldn't be more undarling...
1. A sexual manuever in which the male deficates a hot steamy pile unto the ass crack of the female (or male, or dog) and then smashes the ..