What is Acorn-dick?
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A term referring to the tiny size of a man's penis. The penis must be circumstised and small (1inch long unerect) in order to resemble that of an acorn.
Barry: So, did you get laid last night?
Larry: Hell yeh, but the guy tried to fuck me up the arse with his acorn dick so I slapped him down and told him to bend over for my big sclong
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Australian phrase meaning: On the double. Super quick. ASAP. Right now. Without having a wank first.
I got attacked by an angry midget ..