Acorn-dick

What is Acorn-dick?


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A term referring to the tiny size of a man's penis. The penis must be circumstised and small (1inch long unerect) in order to resemble that of an acorn.

Barry: So, did you get laid last night?

Larry: Hell yeh, but the guy tried to fuck me up the arse with his acorn dick so I slapped him down and told him to bend over for my big sclong


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