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What you tell your pothead friends when you don't feel like smoking anymore. Works every time.
Mike: Yo man lets go cop more bud.
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the menses of an infertile woman
"It seems so unfair that Jill still has to endure her visits from Aunt Flo," Donald remarked..
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A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.
I knew I was shitting bricks, I lo..