What is Act Like It's Not Shabbat?


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To masturbate. Jewish people ( M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.

Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"

Class: "Ooooooh, busted."

Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washingtonhere for the extra clean up job, will ya?"

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