Actender

What is Actender?

an actor who also tends bar, often because acting hasn't proved as lucrative as he/she had expected

boozer: 'how's your day going?'

bartender: 'great. i met with my agent and had an audition.'

boozer: 'i didn't know you are an actender.'

See actor, bartender, pub, bar, boozer, crabapple

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