What is Active Listener?
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One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.
I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.
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A future Pimp. Intense masturbater. Has a lump on hand from too much wrist action.
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The condition where genitalia is in a perpetually happy state.
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A conversation that contains solely emoticons.
Person A: :)
Person B: :P
Person A: :D
Person B: :D
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