What is Adams?
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A small mountain valley town in Western Massachusetts where 60% of the population are old reckless drivers who never made it to Florida to die, and the rest of the town consists of high school jocks that impregnated their cheerleader girl friends right out of high school and now work at Walmart for rest of their lives.
If your 25 still can't let go of your glory days as a jock in high school and have and 10 year old son then you would fit right in collecting your food stamps in adams.
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A Homosexual Beyond The Calliber Of Any Other This World Has Ever Seen.
Has Enjoyed A Copious Amount Of
Ryan: Dude!
Uncle Dave: What?
Ryan: Tristan Just Got Totally Hit On By Some Anal Auger!
Uncle Dave: What, Adams Is Back In Town?
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