Addictionary

What is Addictionary?


1.

A form of addiction you get from frequently writing definitions of obscure or made-up words.

Tony is suffering from addictionary. He keeps making up words like shereenand carte d'or.

2.

A perfect way to avoid doing any real work

Tony's Addictionary problem eventually resulted in his dismissal as Manager

3.

1. A dictionary of addiction.

2. A dictionary of addition.

3. A dictionary that people can't stop reading.

1. "Hey Charlie, what's it mean when someone wants to smoke a lot of crack and stuff?"

"I don't know, Frank, look it up in the addictionary."

"Thanks Charlie, have you seen my pipe?"

2. "Hey Charlie, this dictionary seems incomplete, what should I do now?"

"Go get an addictionary."

"Thanks, hey, is that like when you go online and read about words that are being introduced into pop culture?"

"Its more than that. That's why its an addictionary."

"Shouldn't it be an additionary?"

"No."

3. "Hey Charlie, I can't get enough of these definitions!"

"Are you into that addictionary again?"

"Yeah, and I should really start thinking about eating something too."

See add, addict, addicted, reading, literature, words, verbs

4.

An addiction to reading the dictionary or learning new words or phrases resulting in possibly overusing them in your daily vocabulary.

She has trouble with addictionary.

We know you have an additionary problem -- but stop using all those big words! We don't understand you!

See addict, dictionary, disorder, addiction

5.

A person whose compulsion is to run to a dictionary at every opportunity.

John is such an addictionary that he never gets past the headlines.

See addict, addiction, dictionary, headline


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