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When more than 50% of the pubic hair on your ball sack is grey due to age or use & abuse
At my retirement ceremony, I'll intro..
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Actually, "Cor Blimey!" is derrived from the middle-aged expression "God, Blind Me!", used when someone saw somethin..
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When a zombie rips off your pants and licks you on the cock.
I was trying to get Michael Jackson's autograph but a zombie jumped o..