Adjinticate

What is Adjinticate?

The foreshortening of an event, particularly a sporting contest.

The rain at Wimbledon adjinticated the tennis unfortunately resulting in Cliff Richard seizing the opportunity to sing.

[shmammerfied]

1. A state of pure obliteration, drunk to the point of no return. "That bitch is such a light weight, she drank 4 beers and was shmam..

Volunteer

1. To perform or offer to perform a service of one's own free will. This action can be with or without compensation. I will volunteer..

Pooper Hero

1. A businessman who flings his tie over either shoulder while depositing feces in his workplace restroom, as to not dunk his formal attire..

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