Adjustment

What is Adjustment?


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That's one thing a man does if you ever see his hands reaching the crotch area.

Especially when wearing jeans, adjustment is necessary. A man will never be comfortable until proper adjustment is made, i.e. the penis is not in a good position.

Directions:

1. Swiftly move your hands to the crotch area.

2. Push your penis from the sides.

3. Once you reach a good resting position, your penis should be comfortable.

P.S. This is especially important if one has a mooseknuckle

*man grabs his crotch*

Woman: What are you doing?!

Man: Adjustment.

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Woman: Are you masturbating?

Man: Adjustment. Hey you just looked at my penis llololololol!!!11!!oneone!!!!!!!!!eleven!!

See mooseknuckle, adjustment, man, male, pants


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