Admiral Douchebag

What is Admiral Douchebag?


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The highest level of douchebaggage in the heirarchy of plain douchebag, total douchebag, and captain douchebag. This person has attained a zen-like oneness with being a complete and total fucknut and has been consistant with it for years, if not decades. They are the yoda of the douchebag kingdom.

Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.

Admiral douchebag is going to fuck us with our raises again this year.

See douchebag, fucknut, idiot, boss


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