Admiral Nelson

What is Admiral Nelson?


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(1) It'll get you drunk! You'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time! ARRR!!! Perhaps the best rum ever made, it will get you drunk for cheap without the hangover you'd expect from other cheap liqours such as Mr. Boston, or Popov. Though often dismissed as a cheap knock off of captain morgan, it tastes very similar, is half the cost and the admiral has won in several blind taste tests. It is also true he runs a tight ship. ARRR!!!!

(2) A cheap spiced rum, cheaper and better than Captain Morgan.

(3) Admiral Horatio Nelson, commander of the Royal Navy when Britain won the great battle of Trafalgar. Not quite as much of an accomplishment as selling a high quality good tasting rum for half of what the competition sells it for.

(1) "I'm low on money and need to get this freshman girl crunked so I can bone her tonight. Better stop by liqours and pick up some admiral!"

(2) These minorsare way too dumb to notice the difference between admiral and captain. Just put the admiral in an old captain bottle and they'll be like "oh i love captain morgan, it tastes so much better than your semen"

(3) "Dude, Captain Morgan was just a lousy butt pirate. Admiral Nelson won the battle of trafalgar."

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2.

exact same thing as captain morgans see Captain Morganonly its half the price, the smart mans rum

Man fuck the captain, i love the admiral

3.

A spiced rum. Cheaper, yet essentially identical tasting to Captain Morgan's brand spiced rum. Most find it to be smoother/ more palatable.

Admiral Nelson is of a higher rank,and a lower cost than the lesser Captain Morgan.

4.

(1) British admiral during the Napoleonic wars famous for good rapport with ordinary sailors and for his brilliant leadership. Won the battle of Trafalgar, but was killed there by a French sniper. Did NOT die fighting pirates in Algeria, or anywhere else.

(2) A damn good rum, similar to, but not the same as Captain Morgan. It has a mellower flavor with a much stronger vanilla taste.

"In real life Admiral Nelson won his battles, and so too in our taste test"

See rum, rhum, navy, captain, morgan, trafalgar, british, french, frogs

5.

The Admiral is a cheap imposter of Captain Morgan. He tries to hide this fact by using a higher naval rank than his more well-known cousin.

The Admiral is actually based on the real life British military hero, Hoartio Nelson. He ironically died in a battle with pirates in Algeria. Perhaps Captain M got the last laugh?

Admiral Nelson's British vessel fired upon that of Captain Morgan. However, he was no match.

See captain, admiral, rum, drunk

6.

a knock off of captain morgan

i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones

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