What is Adobe?
1.
A computer software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:
Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.
Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.
"Hey I just paid $700 for Adobe Photoshop!"
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look."
2.
(slang) Spanish term for human excrement. This is probably derived from the fact that the word also can signify mud (as in, a mixture of dirt and water), thus creating the clever wordplay.
1) Hey vato, I need to take an Adobe!
2) Look at that messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe!
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3.
4. A slang term used to refer to short homosexual Asian men.
Hey its that nerd Adobe over there.
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4.
A company that will eventually make every program and take over the computing industry
"Who Makes that"
--"Adobe, who else!"
5.
The company which makes PHOTOSHOP, PREMIERE and etc.........
by Khansol.
That is Adobe's
6.
the little car that's made out of clay.
"Hey hey... were adobe... the little car that's made out of clay..."
