A.d.o.s

What is A.d.o.s?


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A.D.O.S - Attention Deficit "Oh, Squirrel"

Similar to ADD, A.D.O.S is triggered by the individual in question abruptly stopping any activity or conversation at the sight of a squirrel.

Boyfriend - "So what movie do you want to watch later on?"

Girlfriend - "I really don't ca..OH, SQUIRREL!"

(Sporadic dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)

Boyfriend - "We're going to get you checked for A.D.O.S before we do anything else."

(Continued dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)

See adhd, add, blonde, attention span, jessica simpson


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