Adult

What is Adult?


1.

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the

middle.

2.

1. The period of your life before death, and after the time when you realize that it is, in fact, NOT cool to paste cut-outs from 'Teen People' onto your binder.

2. The label you give to movies that have copious amounts of the letter 'X' on them.

1. When Jenny realized that she had become an adult, a part of her died.

2. When Tom went behind the beaded curtain in his local video store marked 'Adult', and looked at all the pornomagraphic materials, a part of him grew.

3.

A depressed child. Adults have the notion that juveniles need to suffer. Only when they have suffered enough to wipe out most of their joyous spirits and innocence are they staid enough to be considered 'Adult'. See also: Mature.

You go to your kiddie freinds. Come back when you're an adult and stop play ing Pokemon.

4.

A ridiculous person who thinks that everyone who uses myspace will get raped eventually, it's bad for kids to have things easy, and anything with a screen is a portal into hell. basically, shortsighted bastards who exist to annoy rational people.

Adult: what are you doing?

Kid: IMing

Adult: OH NO YOU'RE NOT! INSTANT MESSAGING LOWERS SOCIABILITY!

Kid: How can that be when I'm talking to people...?

See stupid, shortsighted, parents, moron

5.

a middle aged grown up whos only purpose in life is to annoy and bitch to kids and teenagers. they hate pretty much everything and everyone, mostly their kids because they didnt have a good childhood and are now bitching and complaining about it to every other person 20 years younger than him or her, what a douchebag

at the age of 35, adults become uncool and zombielike, whos only purpose is to destroy the youth

See adults, kid, teenager, middle age, child, parent, parents

6.

One old enough to be cruel to, rationalizing that such a person is mature enough to handle whatever you dish out.

Manipulating a child is a sin, but manipulating an adult is good business.

See old, mature, age, child, young

7.

noun:1)An individual who is old enough to take complete responsibility for all of his/her actions. Often described by the goverment as a person who has reached a certain age (e.g. a person 18 years old or more). Adjective: 2)Pertaining to adults. 3)Describing sexually suggestive material.

1) Only adults are allowed to buy tobacco here.

2) Little Mindy asked why some things were too adult for her to understand.

3) Strip clubs offer adult entertainment.


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