What is Adult-tard?
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An adult who does ridiculosly stupid things as a way of showing their maturity. Eg; when a little bird finds it's way into a classroom of fifth graders, and adult-tard would be the first one to catch it and call animal protection, instead of letting it fly away. Making oddly stupid rules and descisions is another habit of adult-tards.
At my school, they caught someone smoking in a restroom stall and the adult-tard principle made a rule against using the bathroom.
(true adult-tard moment)
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soaped up snatch preferably in the shower.
"I had the best soapy taco last night."
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Synonymous with "Are you crazy, woman?".
(in response to his girl saying something stupid) - "Bitch, you be trippin&apos..
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A form of dance where a person assumes a position of a rooster and starts going dumband portraits a thizz face.
"Damn look at Bo..
