Adult-tard

What is Adult-tard?


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An adult who does ridiculosly stupid things as a way of showing their maturity. Eg; when a little bird finds it's way into a classroom of fifth graders, and adult-tard would be the first one to catch it and call animal protection, instead of letting it fly away. Making oddly stupid rules and descisions is another habit of adult-tards.

At my school, they caught someone smoking in a restroom stall and the adult-tard principle made a rule against using the bathroom.

(true adult-tard moment)

See idiot, dumbass, retard, stupid, moron, happyhappyjoyjoy


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