Advantage Wank

What is Advantage Wank?


1.

When your parents are out, you put on Heavy Metal really loud and run around the house headbanging, screaming and wanking all at the same time.

Tip: Make sure your parents ARE actually out at the time.

Hizumi: "Last time I had an advantage wank was in November

It was awesome

I did it in all different places in the house, and had several thousand orgasms. The next door neighbours raised their eyebrows a bit, but oh well."

Me: "What music did you use?"

Hizumi: "Arch Enemy, D'espairsRay, Dir en grey..." (Basically hardcore metal)

See wank, take advantage, advantage, masturbate, power wank


6

Random Words:

1. 1. consuming a beer in a democratic nature 2. failing to finish a beer in a timely manner Max-"Damn someones being dontastic and w..
1. klondike bar - CRAZY GOOD klondike bar - its a fucking ice cream bar See klondike, bar, ice, cream, gat 2. Something I would kill yo..
1. The awesomely goregous actor with an amazing career in movies, tv, and stage. Married to Idina Menzel, to the dismay of most girls Oh M..