Advantage Wank

What is Advantage Wank?


1.

When your parents are out, you put on Heavy Metal really loud and run around the house headbanging, screaming and wanking all at the same time.

Tip: Make sure your parents ARE actually out at the time.

Hizumi: "Last time I had an advantage wank was in November

It was awesome

I did it in all different places in the house, and had several thousand orgasms. The next door neighbours raised their eyebrows a bit, but oh well."

Me: "What music did you use?"

Hizumi: "Arch Enemy, D'espairsRay, Dir en grey..." (Basically hardcore metal)

See wank, take advantage, advantage, masturbate, power wank


6

Random Words:

1. Consideration of material resources for the determination of social, political, or religious values. "Valuidation dictates that I ..
1. When someone sticks their hand up a girls shirt and feels her boobs or up/down her skirt/pants and feels her pussy we started making ou..
1. to do something immediately and quickly Primarily UK slang Get over here and pay me my money, quick snap! I told him to fix my TV qui..