What is Advantage Wank?
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When your parents are out, you put on Heavy Metal really loud and run around the house headbanging, screaming and wanking all at the same time.
Tip: Make sure your parents ARE actually out at the time.
Hizumi: "Last time I had an advantage wank was in November
It was awesome
I did it in all different places in the house, and had several thousand orgasms. The next door neighbours raised their eyebrows a bit, but oh well."
Me: "What music did you use?"
Hizumi: "Arch Enemy, D'espairsRay, Dir en grey..." (Basically hardcore metal)
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A dealer and specialist in tobacco and smoking supplies. Not the dude that works at Exxon.
"Hey man, I need to pick up the finest..
