Advert Love

What is Advert Love?

to make out with or have sex with or to give any kind of attention to a loved one, but only during the adverts of a show.

John: so I go around my girlfriend's while her parents were away, but she was watching Desperate Housewives, so all I got was advert love.

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Jill Off

1. The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation. Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off..

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