Advert Music

What is Advert Music?

A unique genre of music in that it only covers one group.

That group is Massive Attack.

The phrase is derived from James Morgan's belief that Massive Attack's music is only suitable for car adverts.

Put Wake Up Call on or something, but not that fucking advert music!

Ear Gauging

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Yuppy Puppy

1. A lame term for a bearded dragon. It is the new, cool pet for a yuppy to have. My friend, Graham Wellington, gave me a Rolex for my bi..

Bum Jumish

1. Originated in the early 2000's, Bum Jum was a show of stupidity, and stuff. Bum Jumish is a word to define anything remotly stupid..

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