Advise

What is Advise?

An overly used verb used by douchey corporate types to sound more professional in emails and conference calls.

1. I have not yet received that report. Please advise.

2. I am looking into the matter. Will advise.

See advised, douche, corporate, buzz words

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Dirty Batman

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Jooker

1. a slang term for 'hooker', often used in jest, can be used together with the word 'hooker' Hey! Hey you stupid hook..

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