Advise

What is Advise?

An overly used verb used by douchey corporate types to sound more professional in emails and conference calls.

1. I have not yet received that report. Please advise.

2. I am looking into the matter. Will advise.

See advised, douche, corporate, buzz words

Guffoon

1. One who titters at new, illuminating material that may be cool and interesting but is also too long to read or watch. Guffoon... X: it..

Movie Theater

1. When your walking down an isle in a movie theater and a fat guy shoves a dildo up your ass while your trying to get by him. -aww damnit..

Rodney King

1. When a women gets on her knees to give a blow job, the man swings from side to side smacking her around the head and face with his erect..

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