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After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubi..
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When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.
Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche her..
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The old guy who lives in the bottom of a castle who herds all the turds from the septic tank to the moat.
Bob hated his job as a Gong F..
