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Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of inventi..
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Put a cell phone on vibrate and stick it in a women's pussy. Then call the phone and start fingering her ass with your hand in the ..
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the next morning after drinkin a shitload of liquor, having to shit so bad you sometimes never make it to the toilet... sometimes you ha..
