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Jacking off, masturbating
Shit, my mom walked in while I was slappin the goat
See masturbating, choking, chicken, jacking, touching..
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Funnier than Kafka-esque.
You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!..
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Nice little phrase my sister came up with.
Teacher: Where is you history homework?
Jennie: Oh, crap a little ding dong! I left it i..