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1. An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car. caller: Who is this? dispatcher: This is the ..

1. When somebody consumes a large quantity of booze and or drugs, resulting in a mental shutdown leaving them sitting there drooling like a..

1. A method of flatulence characterized not only by its silent, venomous nature, but also by the fartee's stationary position. That d..