Afghani Blowtorch

What is Afghani Blowtorch?

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A middle-eastern twist on the Brazilian fart fetish craze. An Afghani Blowtorch is when you hold a lighter in front of ones anus and have them pass gas in your face, putting you in flames.

Guy #1: Dude, what happened to your face?

Guy #2: You know that middle-eastern hooker Kajahl?

Guy #1: Yeah.

Guy #2: She said she wanted to try something new, so she gave me an Afghani Blowtorch! Now my face is just a huge scar from the burns.

Guy #1: KINKY!

Guy #2: I KNOW, RIGHT?!

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