What is Afghani Water Fountain?
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The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.
I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.
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