Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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Hinkle

1. To play with a man's balls. That girl hinkled me all night long. I think I hinkled too long in the shower this morning. See oreg..

Couchskop

1. To couch skoppily, or to skop as would a couch. Man, I just had 5 Amps, I'm gonna go couchskop. See couch, couchskop, skop..

Jabber Laps

1. The action of driving or cruising in ones car around the local streets and beaches. Jabber lappers typically drive either v8,s that soun..

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