Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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3m Phobia

1. The fear of looking dum and stupid (in the eye of someone else watching subject from 3 meters distance) when doing anything like dancing..

Kilbane

1. super cool mother fucker who gets pussy out the ying yang and is more uber than any noobs named matt Jim kicked matts ass in everything..

No-i-fucking-dear

1. The state of being completely baffled/lost/confused/clueless. Similar to the saying 'no idea,' except with far less knowledge..

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