Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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Ash Cake

1. Ash left behind from a bowl of chunk that bowl of chunk left a huge ash cake! See ash, bowl, bud, hash..

Mayor

1. a person that is very popular. Dude! The girls are all over you. When did you become the mayor? 2. A male cheerleader. Haha! Look at..

Trent Tent

1. when a guy pops a boner while with other guys. trent is a gay friend of mine dude, bro, why are u popping a trent tent? u are with a b..

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