Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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Jam Tight

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Shortcayk

1. retard who can't spell at all! Hay Yew fawker. mah nayme ish jaymeee donkey-ass-whole. Aye Kunt spell shieet cuz i dydnt pash fyr..

M-plate

1. Special license plates given to members of the Chicago law enforcement agencies. Altough the car was unmarked, we knew it was a cop bec..

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