Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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Textpionage

1. n. The act of subversively acquiring another person's cell phone and sending text messages to his or her contacts pretending to be ..

Doofis

1. A joint of hash / weed Im just after sparkin up a nice fat doofis, do you want seconds? See joint, spliff, doobie, jay 2. Like "..

Orgasum Galore

1. When you get so overly excited while Fucking and then all of a sudden, BAM, you explode with enough cum to get a whale pregnant Leroy w..

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