Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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Glgdt

1. acronym for "girl lemme get dem titties." "HEY! GLGDT!" See girl, lemme, get, dem, titties..

Full Frontal Nerdity

1. Pocket protectors, comic convention t-shirts, Star Wars buttons, or anything else worn by geeks that proudly proclaims their dorkiness. ..

Zoofo

1. The piece of skin located between the top of a dogs bumhole and start of its tail. "Gee dad, the dog really split its 'zoofo&..

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