Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

See afghanistan, beer goggles, afghan, iraq, soldier, marine, airman, sailor, desperation, desert

Ass Bump

1. When you lick your finger, roll it in coke, and stick it in your poop chute. My bum is numb from that ass bump. See finger roll, blumk..

Unbenefited

1. A redneck word for no longer being benefited or no longer being part of the plan. Me and you have become unbenefited. See benefit, cut..

Zooker

1. Verb. Suddenly disappearing from a social event (ie: party) with no notice or explanation. A zooker is usually performed late at night ..

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