Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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Godinka

1. Randomly dissapearing at an unknown point of time for an unknown length of time. We would have taken him, but he pulled a godinka and w..

Ham Crotch

1. Think about 3 week old ham... now apply that smell to a woman's pooty and BAM! Ham Crotch! Damn girl! You need to wash yo'sel..

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