Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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Alabama Sandstorm

1. When getting head on the beach give the girl a facial, and while her face is covered in you jiz throw sand on her face and run away as f..

Jungle Beats

1. Rap/Hip Hop/Urban Music He better turn that jungle beats down cos I'm getting a headache! See music, hip hop, urban, noise, beats..

Morkie

1. Origin: a combination of the words monotone and dorky; someone who talks in a monotone and has the characteristics of a dork "Hey,..

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