Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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Tit Wash

1. A term used to describe a guy's ejaculation on his partner's breasts. A young girl usually has a guy cum on her boosom when s..

Quiefosaurus

1. a fat chick who looks prehistoric and enjoys quiefing. Dude, that Jann Arden is such a quiefosaurus! See ugmo, flabs, doucheturd 1. ..

Zenning

1. v. to sexually stimulate a female partner by moving one's thumb up and down over her clitoris, similar to the motion used in operat..

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