Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

See afghanistan, beer goggles, afghan, iraq, soldier, marine, airman, sailor, desperation, desert

Did Em

1. Shitting on someone so bad they dont have a comeback "I fucked your mom last night" "ohhhh did em" 2. statement ..

Zonk Boy

1. A group of friends (all male) who compete to see who is the most gay, usually by grabbing each others asses, putting arms around each ot..

Thumber Bits

1. cockney slang: a woman tits and nipples hello love could i fancy a look at your thumber bits? See tits, nipples, breasts, rack, knock..

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