Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

See afghanistan, beer goggles, afghan, iraq, soldier, marine, airman, sailor, desperation, desert

Quandy

1. A quick hand job Hey Emily we don't have much time before your parents get home...how about a quandy? See sex, hand job, oral, fu..

Ghetto Vomit

1. This is what comes out of your boss' mouth (usually an African-American from the Pine Bluff, AR area) when they are giving you an e..

Badingas

1. casabas, melons, titties, knockers, etc etc. see also badootskus Man, check out the badingas on that ute...her badootskus almost knock..

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