Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

See afghanistan, beer goggles, afghan, iraq, soldier, marine, airman, sailor, desperation, desert

Nuge

1. Blowing your nose into some whore's vag. I totally gave her the nuge last night. Yeah, that's how she gets off. 2. A mania..

Uglity

1. describes the level, quality or state of being ugly. The uglity of the situation was apparent and unpleasant. See ugly, ugliness, unpl..

Virgin 9 Kids Later

1. Heavy Evey is still a virgin, eventhough she been married for over 40 years. how bout, my mother evey is still a virgin, 9 kids later. ..

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