What is Afghanistandards?
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A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long
The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.
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Someone who is being an asshole and acts immature.
That Jerk Monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!
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A shallow, self-absorbed, materialistic woman who uses flirting and provocative clothing/makeup to manipulate men.
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