Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

See afghanistan, beer goggles, afghan, iraq, soldier, marine, airman, sailor, desperation, desert

4-f

1. Ineligible for the draft. Stan Musial was declared 4-F because he was the only support his family had...

Vibrate

1. v. To shake rapidly Jack: Dude, are you sure your phone won't make a noise during the movie? You know what happened last time... ..

Quick-urgent

1. To deliver before the request was even thought of Get me those leads, quick-urgent! 1. To deliver before the request was even thought..

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