What is Afghanistandards?
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A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long
The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.
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you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face
i gave lori the nesting bad..
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Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex.
"Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl."
"Bummer, she was a zom..