Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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1. To destroy someone's hopes and dreams. To humilate someone on a public stage. The soul-crushing dread of utter failure. 5/5 Fore..

Noodged

1. Should be said when you nudge/buzz someone on IM. You have just sent a nudge. Adam says : noodged See nudge, im, noodged, buzz, inst..

Daggie

1. another version of Dag. meaning a foolish version of the term "Dog", usually used in a derogatory or sarcastic way. If you se..

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