Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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1. An evil being who runs around the mountains giggling, searching for human flesh, and day dreaming about rotten bananas dipped in dog shi..

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