Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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1. a hug=] boy:(>^_^)> girl:what? boy:im hugging u:) See (>^_^)>, a, hug, aww, <3, wtf, love, girl, boy 2. a string of..

Jigglypuffed

1. To be forced to eat out a 300+ pound woman, resulting in complete loss of dignity. May occur while intoxicated or incapacitated--still r..

Dewgasm

1. Having an orgasm in your mouth while drinking Mountain Dew Code Red. Man, I just drank a Mountain Dew Code Red and I totally had a dewg..

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