Afghanistandards

What is Afghanistandards?

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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Zans

1. Short for the prescription drug xanax. Can mean xanax bars or footballs. Hey can you find any of them zans? See zans, bars, footballs..

One-up Guy

1. A guy who always has to one-up everything anyone says or does. If you say you ran a 5 minute mile, he ran a 4 minute mile. If you say ..

Incesturbation

1. To have sex with your clone. I engaged in some hot incesturbation last night! 2. Jerking off or masterbating while thinking about one..

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