Aflac

What is Aflac?


1.

a company with a funny duck who says aflac as a slogan. aflac as an interjection can be used as well when you can't think of something to say, but you know you should talk.

#1: Maxzilla where's your homework?

#2: Aflac!

See maxzilla

2.

An American Life Insurance company that has a line of commercials featuring a duck that mysteriously acquires the abnormally-loud voice of Gilbert Godfried. The unnamed duck can only say the name of the Life Insurance company he, for some unexplained reason, endorses: "Aflac." The duck has the ability to appear anywhere in the world where a Life Insurance-related conversation is taking place. However, no human can actually hear his "advice."

Davo: Now, act like a duck!

Luis: Aflac!

3.

A health insurance company who has a duck for a mascot that says "AFLAC!!!"

Duck: AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4.

What this duck says in a commercial. Also used in social situations when somebody says something embarrassing or socially awkward and you want to break the silence.

(A group of people are chatting)

Dave: Did any of you ever know that I have three testicles?

Rest of group: ............

(Long awkward pause)

You: AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!

See awkward, duck, insurance

5.

The Logo for an insurance company.

The logo is a DUCK!

Your boot so old it look like its about to say AFLAC!!

See boot, duck, company, aflac, aflack


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