What is Africa?
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The second largest
Africa's natural resources damaged the
Africa is thought to be the origin of humans. Too bad it's been so ruined throughout history
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Parking in the middle of nowhere at any venue in said carpark.
"Where's Bob parked"
"Oh, he's over in Africa"
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A continent whose indigenous people in the sub-saharan region are barely human, if at all. Although it is the most mineral rich continent on earth, it's "people" war with and enslave one another, thus keeping the continent in a constant state of poverty and turmoil. Many of it's inhabitants are considered to be several hundred years behind the rest of civilization, and on average, it's black population has an average IQ that is roughly 12-15 points lower than normal humans. It also has an arab population, mainly in northern africa, and whites scattered in regions throughout due to colonization by various European countries. Strangely enough, those areas are the only ones worth living in.
Bob: "Dude....wtf are these stupid Africans doing to each other now???"
Joe: "What they always do in africa, run around in their underwear and throw spears at each other."
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The de-stressing feeling one gets when listening to Toto's "Africa". Usually initiated after enduring extreme stress or irritation. The feeling is often accompanied by a strong urge to move, which results in a "African animal like"/"Orangutan" arm swinging dance.
"Lisa is driving me crazy, I feel like I'm going to explode. I really need to Africa right now"
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After Fucking, Rest In a Cool Area
Dude: Hey man, I'm gonna f**k this chick tonight.
His pal: Good for you man! Just remember africa!
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A landmass covering 30,300,000 sq. km, making it the world's second largest continent. The north of Africa is nominally Caucasoid, however, is heavily polluted by the darker Nilotid and Congoid strains in certain areas. One must always be careful when travelling in these regions: it is unknown what foul admixtures lie beneath the complexion of the Berberid and Mediterannoid features of its inhabitants.
The area of Africa below the Sahara is an entirely different matter; The homonids here straddle the borderline between humanity and the great apes of antiquity, and early explorers surmised that the navtives were not people at all. Sub-saharan Africans eat each other and worship bundles of sticks and mud. You can never remember the names of their countries, which have a
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Africa is the poorest continent in the world.
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We are the coolest and most down to earth people. Penis so very big, and have very attractive women. German women loves us and we are a very smart, and cool race of people. FUCK anybody who would hate on us just because were black.
Mankey wants to make mixed babies with the entire African race.
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