Africa

What is Africa?


1.

The second largest continent in the world. It is the only continent with parts in the north, south, east, and west hemispheres. Beginning in late 1500's, Europeans started colonizing this continent in order to siphon it's rich amount of natural resources and defeat the Arabian spice monopoly. It was a large source of slavesat the time too.

Africa's natural resources damaged the infrastructure of many countries and Africa itself. The wealth from these resources often encouraged African tribes to enslave others to work/mine/pick/make resourcesto sell to foreigners thereby depopulating the continent and injuring the economy.

Africa is thought to be the origin of humans. Too bad it's been so ruined throughout history

See africa, afrika

2.

Parking in the middle of nowhere at any venue in said carpark.

"Where's Bob parked"

"Oh, he's over in Africa"

See africa, far, away, asshat, dumbass, parking, cars, trucks

3.

A continent whose indigenous people in the sub-saharan region are barely human, if at all. Although it is the most mineral rich continent on earth, it's "people" war with and enslave one another, thus keeping the continent in a constant state of poverty and turmoil. Many of it's inhabitants are considered to be several hundred years behind the rest of civilization, and on average, it's black population has an average IQ that is roughly 12-15 points lower than normal humans. It also has an arab population, mainly in northern africa, and whites scattered in regions throughout due to colonization by various European countries. Strangely enough, those areas are the only ones worth living in.

Bob: "Dude....wtf are these stupid Africans doing to each other now???"

Joe: "What they always do in africa, run around in their underwear and throw spears at each other."

See africa, nigger, black, arab, white, afrika

4.

The de-stressing feeling one gets when listening to Toto's "Africa". Usually initiated after enduring extreme stress or irritation. The feeling is often accompanied by a strong urge to move, which results in a "African animal like"/"Orangutan" arm swinging dance.

"Lisa is driving me crazy, I feel like I'm going to explode. I really need to Africa right now"

See africa, dance, girl, bitch, annoying

5.

After Fucking, Rest In a Cool Area

Dude: Hey man, I'm gonna f**k this chick tonight.

His pal: Good for you man! Just remember africa!

See africa, jungle, fuck, fucking, continent, sex

6.

A landmass covering 30,300,000 sq. km, making it the world's second largest continent. The north of Africa is nominally Caucasoid, however, is heavily polluted by the darker Nilotid and Congoid strains in certain areas. One must always be careful when travelling in these regions: it is unknown what foul admixtures lie beneath the complexion of the Berberid and Mediterannoid features of its inhabitants.

The area of Africa below the Sahara is an entirely different matter; The homonids here straddle the borderline between humanity and the great apes of antiquity, and early explorers surmised that the navtives were not people at all. Sub-saharan Africans eat each other and worship bundles of sticks and mud. You can never remember the names of their countries, which have a

new Main Niggerevery half hour and too many snakes and bugs anyway. They eat those, too. They put bones in their noses and wear plants for clothes. The only compliment about these beasts which can be spoken is that they don't feel pain the way we do, so they can be whipped continuously if they refuse to pick your cotton.

Africa is the poorest continent in the world.

See nigger, coon, jungle bunny, black, shit, 111

7.

We are the coolest and most down to earth people. Penis so very big, and have very attractive women. German women loves us and we are a very smart, and cool race of people. FUCK anybody who would hate on us just because were black.

Mankey wants to make mixed babies with the entire African race.

See africa, black, mankey, big


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