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Someone or something that is covered in lotion and completely moisturized.
"No Mom I can't answer the door, I just lotionized..
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To do anything to the extreme, almost to the point of real bodily harm.
Made famous by Robert James Hoffman III in his infamous Yes Dan..
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the gunk that gets in your eyes (or your pet dog or cat's eyes)
My dog likes to eat his own eye schploogies.
See harrison..