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The act of taking a crap on a womans chest and then proceeding to titty fuck her using the poo as lube.
My wife is a dirty whore, so I ..
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An amusing, jocular euphemism for fat (but not obese). Can be used as either a noun or an adjective. In its noun form it is perhaps de..
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A particularly nimble urban real estate investor.
"I wanted to buy that property, but the urban gazelle got there first!"
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