African Idol

What is African Idol?

A skinny, pimply redhead kid who dreams of being black. He spends his nights masturbating with twinkies, while listening to Gary Beals MP3s.

African Idol likes to put his own cream in the twinkies, and then eat them whole.

Volume Officer

1. one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex..

Rusty Alan

1. The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress. The new software release that I was installing on my company's comp..

Pussywinkle

1. A person who is homosexual and afraid of everything. Dude, stop being such a pussywinkle. You're gonna have to skydive eventually,..

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