African Idol

What is African Idol?

A skinny, pimply redhead kid who dreams of being black. He spends his nights masturbating with twinkies, while listening to Gary Beals MP3s.

African Idol likes to put his own cream in the twinkies, and then eat them whole.

Assertain

1. slang for anal sex--to entertain someone in your ass "Why don't you bend over and assertain me?" 2. slang for anal int..

Caktard

1. 1. a retarted or deformed penis. abnormal in shape, size or feel, 2. offensive critisism, (also see cak, tard) 1. my doctor says i ..

Ozarks

1. The genitile area of the male anatomy, also known as balls, nads etc. Kick him right in the Ozarks.....

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