African Massage

What is African Massage?


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In order to perform an African Massage, you must have the following items:

- A blender

- Cum

- Poop

- Ice

- Chocolate/Caramel Syrup

- and Any various items you would like to include

Put in this way, you put the items in the blender, blend them, then massage your partner with the mixture.

1. I gave YOUR MOM an African Massage last night!!!

2. I gave this Chick an African Massage last night, it was awesome!!!!!

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