African Sleeper Hold

What is African Sleeper Hold?


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When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.

This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.

Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!

Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!

Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!


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