African Sleeper Hold

What is African Sleeper Hold?

When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.

This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.

Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!

Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!

Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!

Come Apart

1. to come apart at the seams and lose one's cool. adjective 1. expressing and showing anger, strong resentment or frustration. e..

Indise

1. decisive indecisiveness, or in other words, to be sure that you're not sure. dude 1-Are you going to the party tonight? dude 2-I&..

Vegas Buffet

1. Lining up a row of hookers, and eating their crotches out. We got 4 hookers naked in a row, and did a vegas buffet down the line! See ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

African Sleeper Hold Edit Meaning