What is African Tap Water?
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African Tap Water:
A highly potent alchoholic drink that was originally inveted by David Loxton of Zambia durin june 2005 before his freinds 16th party, David was so motivated to get off his face that night that he created the one and only known drink that allows the user to hallucinated and see boats. Some users of African Tap Water suffer serious altercations to the drink as it may cause:
*Prolonged vomiting (usually 2-3 days)
*Extensive liver damadge
*One hell of a bitch'n hangover
While African Tap Water may not be the most safest way to intoxicant yourself it most certainly is the most practical. the ingredient ratios are as follow:
*2 part gin (Beefeater fine gin)
*2 parts vodka (Kristov white)
*1 part cre'm liquer (amurula)
*3 part whiskey (jack daniells black or grants whisky)
*1 part eyedrops (of any brand as long as its fresh)
*1/2 part of rubbing alchohol (of any brand or freshness)
Although not as strong as its native cousin Chombosa, which has been made out of battery acid by the homeless and h.i.v positive for many generations, it still packs quite a punch and ends up being on average ( depending on freshnes and brand of eyedrops) to have a 75 alch%.
"Lets get this African Tap Water into you so we can all go sailing together"
or
David: "dude, wana get wasted this weekend?"
Stuart "does a bear shit in the woods?"
David: "I'll get the African Tap Water"
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